how can u be prego again
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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