Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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