i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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