Don't you send me to vm
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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