I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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