I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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