I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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