We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My breasts were aching with rage.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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