If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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