dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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