i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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