i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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