He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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