Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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