I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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