But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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