She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just cropdusted the office
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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