Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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