Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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