I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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