My friends, they love my intelligence
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
So. Much. Porn.
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