i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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