i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
