hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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