I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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