remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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