just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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