OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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