he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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