This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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