ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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