these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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