the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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