why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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