K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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