Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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