I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Randomize
