At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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