this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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