I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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