Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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