thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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