Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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