My room smells like vodka and shame
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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