Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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