you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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