D3 body, D1 cock
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me I talked like a deaf person
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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