Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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