Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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