just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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