people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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