How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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