I want to stick my p in your. b.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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