Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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