I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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