Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Found your dick twin last night
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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