Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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