Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize